THE STORY BEGAN WITH A NERD
Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 
- nuggets

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

marcobodt:

reblog if u want a relationship like this

marcobodt:

reblog if u want a relationship like this

ftlouis:

swedish is a very beautiful and deep language

ftlouis:

swedish is a very beautiful and deep language

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

erernjaeger:

when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea

mordeshakess:

when a pairing/character makes you go

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